Privacy Policy

The policies below are applicable to DisneyLies.com and selected other Web sites, the names of which are not available for disclosure at this juncture. Complements, reports of inadvertently inserted correct information, and meaningless rambles can be sent to us via our feedback page. E-mail we don't feel like responding to will be ignored, as will notices from collection agencies.

DisneyLies.com has a survey we'd like you to fill out to make our advertisers happy, but frankly we couldn't care less about your personal information. What do you look like? Where do you live? Who are you sleeping with? We really don't want to know. However, if you send us money, you'll be our new best friend. You can e-mail us naked pictures, too -- that's perfectly okay. In any case, we don't keep your personal information except in aggregate (look it up) form, and we don't want to know a thing about you if you're under 18.

DisneyLies.com hates SPAM and will hunt down and kill anyone sending it to us. We aren't interested in online porn, don't want to get in on any special offers, and are perfectly satisfied with the size, shape, and performance of our anatomy, thank you very much. We are, however, working out the details of a deal by which we will be getting millions of dollars from some rich guy in Nigeria, so we've got that going for us.

While we're at it, our advertisers' lawyers want us to say this:

We use third-party advertising companies to serve ads when you visit our Web site. These companies may use aggregated information (not including your name, address, email address or telephone number) about your visits to this and other Web sites in order to provide advertisements about goods and services of interest to you. If you would like more information about this practice and to know your choices about not having this information used by these companies, click here.

Any questions regarding privacy or any other policy should be sent to president@whitehouse.gov.

This site is not endorsed, approved, or secretly funded by the Walt Disney Corporation (or any corporation with a legal department). All information on this site is, to the best of our knowledge, false. If any significant true information slips through, we apologize for that. Since we don't check any of what passes for facts around here, mistakes are bound to happen. Contents © 2003–2014 so don't go stealing anything, okay?

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