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The First Annual DisneyLies.com Disneyland Get-Together!

May 4, 2005

Join the staff of DisneyLies.com for a day at Disneyland! Not only will you get to meet the entire DisneyLies crew (including "Liar" herself), but you'll be able to rub elbows with your fellow lovers of Disney misinformation and be treated to a very special Disneyland experience.

What will be so special about the day in the park, you ask? Well, believe it or not, we have rented all of Disneyland for our private party, so lines will be practically non-existent! Ride Splash Mountain or Buzz Lightyear a dozen times in a row! Skip like a complete fool down Main Street U.S.A.! Do whatever you like without all those other annoying people!

Now for the gritty details:

When: We have reserved Disneyland park from 8 a.m. through midnight on May 4, 2005. Disney California Adventure is not included (there has to be someplace for the regular folks to go).

Where: At Disneyland, of course!

Who can attend: Anyone! If you're a fan of DisneyLies.com, or a friend or family member of a fan, or just someone who happened to read this Web page, you're invited!

How: Tickets for the First Annual DisneyLies.com Disneyland Get-together are just $10, plus the cost of park admission. Tickets are available either through Disney's telephone reservation system or through some of our advertisers. Just call them up and tell them that you want a ticket for May 4. They'll tell you that the park isn't open that day, but you let them know that you are aware of that but want one of the special DisneyLies.com Get-together passes for an additional $10. If you happen to get an operator who is not familiar with this event, ask to speak to a supervisor.

What: There are a number of great activities planned throughout the day, including:

  • A lunch buffet served in the newly renovated festival area from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. Be there at noon to enjoy the comedy of Michael Eisner impersonator Marlene Resine.
  • Musical entertainment provided on the Club Buzz stage by Weird Al Yankovic, The Vandals, and (unfortunately) Warp 11. Update: Warp 11 has been replaced by Disney-themed rock band Edison Square!
  • Take a shot from half court in the Matterhorn basketball court for your chance to win a new Honda motorcycle or play "Spot the Organ from 20,000 Leagues" for a limited edition DisneyLies pin.
  • Try your luck at the Cynthia Harris Memorial Dunking Booth.
  • The Disneyland Railroad will be operating at maximum speed all day. Watch the Grand Canyon go by in a blur!
  • Take a tour through the park with InsidEar and other Disney experts to learn as many of the park's secrets as you can before you are stopped by security.
  • Bring your bathing suit for a chance to swim in the Rivers of America (guests with current vaccinations only).
  • Enjoy the Haunted Mansion with the lights on, Dumbo flying backward, and, even more spectacular, "it's a small world" with the music off!!!

Don't miss out! Order your tickets today!!


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