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50 Greatest Disney Movie Lines

After asking more than 500 DisneyLies guests for their favorite Disney movie quotes, we combined the results and came up with a list of the fifty all-time most memorable lines from Disney films. Here they are, in no particular order.

  1. "I love the smell of napalm in the morning," Mulan
  2. "Here's looking at you, kid," Freaky Friday
  3. "You talking to me?" Who Framed Roger Rabbit
  4. "What we've got here is failure to communicate," various Donald Duck shorts
  5. "Made it, Ma! Top of the world!", Island at the Top of the World
  6. "I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship," The Fox and the Hound
  7. "I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti," The Black Cauldron
  8. "There's no place like home," Home on the Range
  9. "Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth," The Million Dollar Duck
  10. "Show me the money!", The Happiest Millionaire
  11. "Why don't you come up sometime and see me?", The Little Mermaid
  12. "You can't handle the truth!", Pinocchio
  13. "You know how to whistle, don't you? You just put your lips together and blow," Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
  14. "You're gonna need a bigger boat," Steamboat Willie
  15. "We'll always have Paris," Pearl Harbor
  16. "Houston, we have a problem," The Alamo
  17. "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer," Cinderella
  18. "Say 'hello' to my little friend!", Darby O'Gill and the Little People
  19. "Elementary, my dear Watson," The Great Mouse Detective
  20. "Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape," Tarzan
  21. "I have always depended on the kindness of strangers," 101 Dalmations
  22. "Hasta la vista, baby," Saludos Amigos
  23. "Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get," Bambi
  24. "If you build it, he will come," The Emperor's New Groove
  25. "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!" Fantasia ("Night on Bald Mountain" sequence)
  26. "Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper," Son of Flubber
  27. "Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make," The Hunchback of Notre Dame
  28. "Plastics," Toy Story
  29. "Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown," Mulan
  30. "Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast," Beauty and the Beast
  31. "I feel the need -- the need for speed!", The Gnomemobile
  32. "Love means never having to say you're sorry," Old Yeller
  33. "I'm an excellent driver." -- The Wind in the Willows

  34. "Toga! Toga!", Mary Poppins
  35. "I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse," Education for Death
  36. "I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!", 101 Dalmations
  37. "I'm king of the world!", The Lion King
  38. "Up, up, and away!", Peter Pan
  39. "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious," Atlantis: The Lost Empire
  40. "You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am," Oliver & Co.
  41. "We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?", Alice in Wonderland
  42. "You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?" The Incredibles
  43. "Soylent Green is people!", The Song of the South
  44. "The stuff that dreams are made of," Monsters, Inc.
  45. "I see dead people," The Nightmare Before Christmas
  46. "As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again," A Bug's Life
  47. "I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore," Tron
  48. "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!", Victory Through Air Power
  49. "Get away from her, you bitch!" Lady and the Tramp
  50. "I am not an animal. I am a human being," Brother Bear

Honorable Mentions

  1. "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn," Michael Eisner
  2. "I want to be alone," 101 Dalmations
  3. "You sending the Wolf? Shit, *****, that's all you had to say," The Three Little Pigs
  4. "Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary," Newsies
  5. "I'll be back," Peter Pan
  6. "Do you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France? A Royale with cheese," The Aristocats
  7. "I bet you can squeal. I bet you can squeal like a pig," The Three Little Pigs
  8. "Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?" The Living Desert
  9. "In space, no one can hear you scream," The Black Hole
  10. "Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make," The Country Bears

Did we miss one? If you can think of a great Disney quote that we missed, send it to us and we'll consider adding it to the list!


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