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Social Opportunities

Many Disneyland attractions offer guests visiting the park as a couple opportunities for social interaction as well as themed entertainment. We surveyed hundreds of Disneyland guests who had taken advantage of these opportunities and used their responses to gauge the suitability of each attraction for a variety of social experiences.

Attractions are given a rating from 0 to 3 in each category. The higher the rating, the more suitable the attraction for the activity category. Activity categories include:

Code Activity Description
Ta Talk Have a decent conversation
Fl Flash The revealing of the upper torso by a female guest, usually briefly for a camera
B1 First base Holding hands, hugging, or light snuggling
B2 Second base Kissing and touching over clothing
B3 Third base Touching beneath clothing
B4 Fourth base  home run Now you have to get married
We Wedding Official exchanging of nuptial vows
Bi Birth Actually giving birth on an attraction, possibly as a result of B4 during an earlier visit
Bf Breastfeed Breastfeeding an infant
Fu Funeral Holding a memorial service for a departed loved one.

All of the "B" entries (aside from B1) assume that participants believe they are out of view of other guests, but on the other hand (sic.) Fl assumes participant is in view of many guests or an automated camera.

Alice in Wonderland
Ta: 1  Fl: 1  B1: 3  B2: 1  B3: 1  B4: 1  We: 1  Bi: 1  Br: 3  Fu: 2
Guests must make sure that they are presentable before the ride vehicle enters the outdoor portion of the attraction if they want to keep their activities private.

Astro Orbitor
Ta: 1  Fl: 3  B1: 1  B2: 1  B3: 0  B4: 0  We: 1  Bi: 1  Br: 2  Fu: 1
Guests prone to dizziness should not even attempt anything acrobatic.

Autopia
Ta: 3  Fl: 3  B1: 3  B2: 2  B3: 1  B4: 1  We: 2  Bi: 2  Br: 3  Fu: 2
Erratic motion when vehicle is not being steered makes B4 uncomfortable. Bf assumes someone else is driving.

Big Thunder Mountain Railroad
Ta: 1  Fl: 3  B1: 2  B2: 1  B3: 1  B4: 1  We: 2  Bi: 0  Br: 0  Fu: 2
Extra care must be taken because of high speeds. One couple reported that "the goat trick" was particularly entertaining here, and we can only surmise what they were referring to.

Boudin Bakery
Ta: 3  Fl: 3  B1: 3  B2: 1  B3: 0  B4: 3  We: 3  Bi: 2  Br: 3  Fu: 3
B4 assumes guest has wrangled access to a rotating warming oven and does not mind the very real possibility of serious injury and death.

California Screamin'
Ta: 1  Fl: 2  B1: 1  B2: 1  B3: 0  B4: 0  We: 2  Bi: 0  Br: 0  Fu: 1
Although giving birth on this attraction is quite dangerous and not recommended, the loop is reported to speed the delivery process immensely.

Casey Jr. Circus Train
Ta: 3  Fl: 3  B1: 3  B2: 3  B3: 3  B4: 3  We: 3  Bi: 3  Br: 3  Fu: 3
Some guests found the "cage" aspect of the ride vehicles particularly exciting.

Chip 'n Dale Treehouse
Ta: 3  Fl: 1  B1: 1  B2: 2  B3: 1  B4: 1  We: 3  Bi: 2  Br: 2  Fu: 3
This attraction received much higher scores in some areas before the ball pit was closed.

Davy Crockett's Explorer Canoes
Ta: 1  Fl: 3  B1: 1  B2: 0  B3: 0  B4: 0  We: 3  Bi: 1  Br: 2  Fu: 3
The obvious presence of cast members makes B2-4 impossible without heavy bribes. Rocking motion and feeling of imminent tipping over makes Bi difficult.

Disney Animation
Ta: 3  Fl: 1  B1: 3  B2: 2  B3: 0  B4: 0  We: 3  Bi: 3  Br: 3  Fu: 3
A B4 of 3 is possible if you can sneak up the "Sorcerer's Apprentice" stairs to the secret room above the Sorcerer's Workshop. One couple reported that they got into Turtle Talk with no other guests and Crush gave a very interesting play-by-play of their activities.

Disney Gallery
Ta: 3  Fl: 3  B1: 3  B2: 2  B3: 0  B4: 0  We: 3  Bi: 3  Br: 3  Fu: 3
The Fl score assumes access to the balcony overlooking New Orleans Square is available.

Disneyland Railroad
Ta: 3  Fl: 3  B1: 3  B2: 3  B3: 3  B4: 3  We: 3  Bi: 3  Br: 3  Fu: 3
The scores for this ride (and for Casey Jr.) may explain why so many of Disneyland's creators loved trains so much.

Dumbo the Flying Elephant
Ta: 3  Fl: 1  B1: 1  B2: 2  B3: 1  B4: 1  We: 2  Bi: 1  Br: 1  Fu: 2
The Fl score would be higher if it weren't for all of the children watching and the certainty of being caught by security afterward.

Enchanted Tiki Room
Ta: 1  Fl: 1  B1: 3  B2: 2  B3: 2  B4: 2  We: 3  Bi: 3  Br: 3  Fu: 2
The birds like to watch. It's rather disturbing.

Flik's Fun Fair
Ta: 3  Fl: 1  B1: 3  B2: 2  B3: 1  B4: 0  We: 3  Bi: 3  Br: 3  Fu: 2
Although these scores hold for the rides and public areas, there are a few corners where B4 becomes a 3 (notably behind the churro cart, but for goodness sake keep the noise down!)

Gadget's Go Coaster
Ta: 2  Fl: 1  B1: 2  B2: 1  B3: 0  B4: 0  We: 2  Bi: 0  Br: 0  Fu: 3
This ride is too short for a decent conversation, but a quickie wedding is possible.

Golden Dreams
Ta: 3  Fl: 1  B1: 3  B2: 3  B3: 3  B4: 3  We: 2  Bi: 3  Br: 3  Fu: 3
This large theater is nearly always empty, making it open season for young lovers, although some may find the presence of the spirit of Whoopie Goldberg inhibiting.

Goofy's Bounce House
Ta:  Fl:  B1:  B2:  B3:  B4:  We:  Bi:  Br:  Fu:
The height restriction rules out most couples. However, we have a few reports that after-hours B items are very popular in this location.

Grizzly River Run
Ta: 1  Fl: 2  B1: 1  B2: 1  B3: 0  B4: 0  We: 3  Bi: 1  Br: 0  Fu: 2
The score for Fl does not include inadvertent exposure due to wet clothing becoming transparent.

Haunted Mansion
Ta: 2  Fl: 0  B1: 3  B2: 3  B3: 3  B4: 3  We: 3  Bi: 2  Br: 3  Fu: 3+
Easily the most popular attraction in the park for impromptu funerals (and, among Goths, weddings).

"Honey, I Shrunk the Audience"
Ta: 3  Fl: 0  B1: 3  B2: 2  B3: 2  B4: 2  We: 2  Bi: 3  Br: 3  Fu: 2
Some male guests may find certain activities inhibited by the attraction's "shrinking" theme.

Hyperion Theater
Ta: 3  Fl: 0  B1: 3  B2: 3  B3: 3  B4: 3  We: 3  Bi: 3  Br: 3  Fu: 3
B2-4 assume access to the balcony seating level.

Indiana Jones Adventure
Ta: 1  Fl: 1  B1: 1  B2: 0  B3: 0  B4: 3  We: 2  Bi: 0  Br: 0  Fu: 1
The seemingly aberrant score for B4 was courtesy of a small number of respondents who actually managed to give it a go on this attraction. Many of them described the experience in quite glowing terms, even as they were taken to the hospital.

Innoventions
Ta: 3  Fl: 1  B1: 3  B2: 2  B3: 2  B4: 2  We: 3  Bi: 3  Br: 3  Fu: 3
Exhibit areas closed between shows may be convenient. Mothers found the feeling of rotation soothing during birth.

"it's a small world"
Ta: 3  Fl: 0-  B1: 3  B2: 2  B3: 2  B4: 1  We: 3  Bi: 3  Br: 3  Fu: 0
The presence of singing mechanical children with staring doll-like eyes sent many couples' level of excitement crashing into the basement.

It's Tough to Eat a Bug!
Ta: 2  Fl: 0  B1: 3  B2: 2  B3: 2  B4: 1  We: 1  Bi: 2  Br: 2  Fu: 2
A few couples found the suddenly descending giant spiders and other insect effects exciting, but most found them very distracting.

Jim Henson's Muppet*Vision 3D
Ta: 2  Fl: 0  B1: 3  B2: 0  B3: 0  B4: 0  We: 3  Bi: 2  Br: 3  Fu: 0
Fooling around in front of Muppets is just wrong.

Jungle Cruise
Ta: 2  Fl: 3  B1:  B2:  B3:  B4:  We:  Bi:  Br:  Fu:
Some Jungle Cruise guides actually encourage flashing, particularly on Grad Night.

King Arthur Carrousel
Ta: 2  Fl: 2  B1: 3  B2: 0  B3: 0  B4: 0  We: 3  Bi: 3  Br: 3  Fu: 1
The Bi and Bf scores went up from 1 several years ago when Disney installed the bench seat. B2-4 remain at zero because certainly activities are easily spotted and Carrousel cast members have a zero-tolerance policy.

Mad Tea Party
Ta: 2  Fl: 2  B1: 3  B2: 3  B3: 3  B4: 3  We: 1  Bi: 0  Br: 0  Fu: 2
B2-4 assume a lack of concern over being seen and the ability to run for the nearest exit as soon as the ride stops.

Main Street Cinema
Ta: 3  Fl: 0  B1: 3  B2: 3  B3: 3  B4: 3  We: 3  Bi: 3  Br: 3  Fu: 2
The Cinema is dark and almost empty, but be forewarned that guests may arrive with little or no warning. Also, cast members who know what a great recreational area this is have installed recording equipment and a pair of low-light cameras.

Main Street Opera House
Ta: 2  Fl: 1  B1: 3  B2: 2  B3: 2  B4: 2  We: 3  Bi: 3  Br: 3  Fu: 2
These scores are for the theater portion of the Opera House and vary slightly depending on what is being presented. If Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln is running, for example, the B scores go down and the Fu score goes up.

Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
Ta: 3  Fl: 1  B1: 3  B2: 2  B3: 1  B4: 0  We: 3  Bi: 2  Br: 3  Fu: 0
Most guests have too much trouble staying awake during this ride to even think of amorous activity.

Mark Twain Riverboat
Ta: 3  Fl: 3  B1: 3  B2: 3  B3: 3  B4: 3  We: 3  Bi: 3  Br: 3  Fu: 2
The upper deck is best for many of these activities, particularly at night. Be aware that the pilot knows to look out for such things and may direct all guests to hurry to the upper level "to see the settler's cabin on fire" just to throw a monkeywrench into your plans.

Matterhorn Bobsleds
Ta: 1  Fl: 3  B1: 3  B2: 3  B3: 3  B4: 2  We: 2  Bi: 2  Br: 0  Fu: 1
The seating arrangement in this attraction is particularly conducive to some activities, including giving birth.

Mickey's House
Ta: 3  Fl: 0  B1: 3  B2: 2  B3: 0  B4: 0  We: 3  Bi: 3  Br: 3  Fu: 3
Flashing Mickey is a felony in Orange County.

Mission Tortilla Factory
Ta: 3  Fl: 1  B1: 3  B2: 2  B3: 0  B4: 0  We: 3  Bi: 3  Br: 3  Fu: 2
Couples caught making a spectacle of themselves may not be given their free tortilla.

Monorail
Ta: 3  Fl: 2  B1: 3  B2: 3  B3: 3  B4: 3  We: 3  Bi: 3  Br: 3  Fu: 3
The Monorail is perhaps the best attraction in the park for fooling around. In fact, there have been instances of guests using an otherwise empty Monorail cabin to make their own short adult films. The ride's speed and height also make it good for scattering ashes, but there is the risk that the pilot will think something is on fire.

Monsters Inc. -- Mike and Sully to the Rescue
Ta: 2  Fl: 0  B1: 3  B2: 2  B3: 1  B4: 1  We: 2  Bi: 1  Br: 2  Fu: 2
In its previous incarnation as Superstar Limo, this attraction had a much higher Fu rating.

Mr. Toad's Wild Ride
Ta: 1  Fl: 0  B1: 2  B2: 1  B3: 1  B4: 1  We: 2  Bi: 1  Br: 1  Fu: 2
The scene of Hell at the end of the attraction may cause feelings of guilt in misbehaving guests.

Mulholland Madness
Ta: 1  Fl: 2  B1: 2  B2: 1  B3: 1  B4: 0  We: 2  Bi: 1  Br: 0  Fu: 1
Guests reported an unusual number of broken teeth, broken noses, and locked braces after trying to take advantage of this attraction.

Paradise Pier attractions
Ta: 3  Fl: 2  B1: 2  B2: 1  B3: 0  B4: 0  We: 2  Bi: 1  Br: 0  Fu: 2
These attractions vary quite a bit in experience, but are all fairly similar in lack of opportunity for serious noogie.

Peter Pan's Flight
Ta: 3  Fl: 1  B1: 3  B2: 3  B3: 3  B4: 3  We: 3  Bi: 3  Br: 3  Fu: 3
Large ride vehicles and darkness make this an ideal attraction for some couples, despite long lines. One couple that was stranded above the London scene for an extended period of time found the experience of waiting for a repair crew quite rewarding.

Pinocchio's Daring Journey
Ta: 2  Fl: 1  B1: 3  B2: 2  B3: 2  B4: 2  We: 2  Bi: 2  Br: 3  Fu: 2
Some male guests reported that they found the Blue Fairy "hot".

Pirates of the Caribbean
Ta: 3  Fl: 1  B1: 3  B2: 3  B3: 3  B4: 3  We: 3  Bi: 3  Br: 3  Fu: 3
A perennial favorite for amorous couples. It is best to wait until after the second drop to get into anything too physical (e.g., breastfeeding).

Playhouse Disney -- Live on Stage!
Ta: 1  Fl: 0  B1: 1  B2: 0  B3: 0  B4: 0  We: 3  Bi: 1  Br: 3  Fu: 0
Attempting to "make out" during a show might get you banished from the PTA (among other things).

Redwood Creek Challenge Trail
Ta: 3  Fl: 2  B1: 3  B2: 3  B3: 2  B4: 2  We: 3  Bi: 3  Br: 3  Fu: 2
There are lots of options here, including many hidden corners where you might be undiscovered for hours. Even after closing. When the bears come out.

Restaurants
Ta: 3  Fl: 1  B1: 2  B2: 0  B3: 0  B4: 0  We: 3  Bi: 2  Br: 3  Fu: 1
If your waiter catches you under a table, leave a big tip. Note that all B scores become 3 in Club 33 on Orgy Night.

Roger Rabbit's Car Toon Spin
Ta: 1  Fl: 1  B1: 2  B2: 1  B3: 1  B4: 1  We: 2  Bi: 1  Br: 1  Fu: 2
Some male guests found that thinking of Jessica Rabbit was helpful. Others couldn't help thinking about Roger and it ruined the whole thing.

Sailing Ship Columbia
Ta: 3  Fl: 2  B1: 3  B2: 3  B3: 3  B4: 3  We: 3  Bi: 3  Br: 3  Fu: 3
The below-decks area is particularly popular. Disney actually offers "burial at sea" packages for after-hours memorial services aboard the Columbia.

Seasons of the Vine
Ta: 2  Fl: 0  B1: 3  B2: 3  B3: 3  B4: 3  We: 3  Bi: 3  Br: 3  Fu: 2
Another big, dark room that's always empty, even during show times.

Shops
Ta: 3  Fl: 1  B1: 2  B2: 1  B3: 1  B4: 1  We: 2  Bi: 3  Br: 2  Fu: 2
Pick your shop with care. It's difficult to be inconspicuous in the Emporium, for example, particularly near park closing.

Snow White's Scary Adventures
Ta: 3  Fl: 1  B1: 3  B2: 2  B3: 2  B4: 2  We: 2  Bi: 2  Br: 2  Fu: 3
It's nice and dark, but the haunted trees may make some guests scream at inappropriate times.

Soarin' Over California
Ta: 1  Fl: 0  B1: 1  B2: 0  B3: 0  B4: 0  We: 2  Bi: 0  Br: 0  Fu: 1
Being strapped into a seat and suspended in the air just doesn't spell convenience for physicality.

Space Mountain
Ta: 1  Fl: 3  B1: 2  B2: 1  B3: 0  B4: 0  We: 2  Bi: 0  Br: 0  Fu: 1
Fl is particularly difficult because the camera is difficult to spot. Some guests prefer to ride topless so as not to miss the opportunity, but it is suggested that you hold on to your shirt firmly or risk losing it.

Splash Mountain
Ta: 1  Fl: 3+  B1: 3  B2: 2  B3: 2  B4: 1  We: 3  Bi: 1  Br: 0  Fu: 2
This is the attraction for which flashing was invented. Knock yourself out!

Star Tours
Ta: 2  Fl: 0  B1: 1  B2: 1  B3: 0  B4: 0  We: 2  Bi: 1  Br: 0  Fu: 2
Another one where straps and seat design may make things difficult. We have a very bad feeling about this.

Storybook Land Canal Boats
Ta: 2  Fl: 1  B1: 2  B2: 0  B3: 0  B4: 0  We: 3  Bi: 3  Br: 3  Fu: 1
There's just no escaping the cast member's gaze on this one. Gentle rocking can make for a pleasant birth experience, however.

Tarzan's Treehouse
Ta: 3  Fl: 2  B1: 3  B2: 2  B3: 1  B4: 1  We: 3  Bi: 2  Br: 1  Fu: 2
The B scores can be raised if you manage to find this attraction empty at night. Mothers with a baby sling, strong legs, and good balance can add another point to Bf.

Tom Sawyer Island
Ta: 3  Fl: 3  B1: 3  B2: 3  B3: 3  B4: 3  We: 3  Bi: 3  Br: 3  Fu: 3
Quite possibly the best location in the park for running off into the bushes for some inappropriate diversion.

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