Naughtiness in Fantasyland
Selected quotes relating stories of extreme naughtiness in Fantasyland.
Alice in Wonderland
"I've never fooled around at Disneyland, but there's this woman who plays Alice in the park who is totally hot. After seeing her, I get all hot and bothered every time I go on the Alice ride. Does that count?" -- P.L.
Casey Jr. Circus Train
"There's just something exciting about getting majorly felt up while riding around in a cage. I can't explain it." -- O.N.
"it's a small world"
"I once did it with a date on 'it's a small world.' There was another couple in the boat, but they were going at it, too! The only problem is that for a long time afterwards I would always think of that song during sex, and now that I have kids, I can't go on the ride at all without feeling really weird about it. So my advice is that if you're going to have sex on a boat ride, do it on Pirates because small world will mess with your head." -- I.J.
Mad Tea Party
"Don't even try it. You'll throw up or get a concussion or both. Trust me on this." -- M.H.
"You know the secret room in the Matterhorn? The one with the basketball court in it? Well, the reason that Disneyland never lets a mixed-gender couple climb the Matterhorn is that they found out that this man and woman climbing team would go up there and go at it (in-between basketball games, I imagine). They instated the new rule to 'avoid the appearance of impropriety.' But isn't it even more embarrassing when it's a couple of guys?"
Peter Pan's Flight
"You can't get out of your seat and the dark parts are short so that limits opportunities, but the part where you're flying over London is really dark and romantic. If you're lucky, you might even get stuck there. I bet this is why the lines are always so long." -- W.B.
"When I was a teenager a friend of mine told me that he and a girl had sex in one of the Skyway buckets. He was full of it, but what's interesting is that he told me that you couldn't get in trouble for having sex in the park if you were on the Skyway, because technically the buckets weren't in Disneyland, they were over Disneyland. That part might be true." -- F.S.
Sleeping Beauty Castle Walk-Through
"This attraction's pretty much permanently closed to the public because of safety concerns, but the space is still there. There's a married couple who both work at the park, and I know that a couple of times they've snuck into the castle together during breaks and come out looking really sweaty and happy. How romantic!" -- P.V.
Storybook Land Canal Boats
"When the Storybook Land Canal Boats were closed during a parade, a couple of us snuck off in a boat and stopped it in the Atlantis area. With the water turned on we felt like we had a little privacy, plus with the rocking and sound of the water I felt like the Little Mermaid would feel if she was getting laid." -- A.M.
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