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Disneyland Resort

Resort Dining

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No matter what kind of food you like -- pricy, overpriced, expensive, or exorbitant -- you can find it at the Disneyland Resort! We're not talking about popcorn buckets and bird limbs from an outdoor vending cart here, we're talking about fine dining, and if that's what you're in the mood for, the Disneyland Resort is busting with opportunity for a wait in line, meal, and bill you will never forget.

General Information
Character Dining | Fine Dining
Semi-Casual Meals | Casual Drinking


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