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DisneylandMatterhorn BobsledsJune 1959The Matterhorn is the largest and most obvious of Disneyland's five mountains (the Matterhorn, Big Thunder Mountain, Space Mountain, Splash Mountain, and Michael Eisner's salary). It contains a thrilling roller coaster ride, and a number of secrets, namely:
For its 50th anniversary, Disney demolition experts will implode the Matterhorn as part of an enormous pyrotechnic spectacular. It is planned that Tinker Bell will fly from the mountain to the castle just in time to avoid having her backside fried. If there is sufficient interest, Disney may make this a nightly event. Trivia: If the submarine lagoon is ever drained, the Matterhorn will fall over. This site is not endorsed, approved, or secretly funded by the Walt Disney Corporation (or any corporation for that matter -- particularly if it has a large legal department). All information on this site is, to the best of our knowledge, false. If any significant true information slips through, we apologize for that. Since we don't check any of what passes for facts around here, mistakes are bound to happen. Contents © 2003–2009 so don't go stealing anything, okay? |
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