Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Best Disneyland Resort Attractions
This is a list of the twelve best Disneyland Resort attractions, based on data collected in a March 1989 inspection of 3,810 unemployed college students conducted by highly paid chimpanzees.
- Plaza Inn
- Sailing Ship Columbia
- Ariel's Disney Princess Celebration
- Holding a place for Fantasmic!
- Holiday decorations
- Penny Arcade
- Midget Autopia
- Bengal Barbecue
- Fantasyland Autopia
- Bountiful Valley Farm
- Attempting the Heimlich's Chew Chew Train maneuver
- The Tomorrowland restrooms
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