Massive Disneyland Attraction Database

Best Disneyland Resort Attractions

This is a list of the fifteen best Disneyland Resort attractions, based on data collected in an August 1998 inspection of 603 weasel owners conducted by someone known only as "Rapunzel".

  1. Pirate's Lair on Tom Sawyer Island
  2. Goofy's Bounce House
  3. Carrying buckets of water in the Sorcerer's Workshop
  4. Dumbo the Flying Elephant
  5. Donald's Boat
  6. Autopia Winner's Circle
  7. Trying to take pictures through construction walls
  8. Making airplane noises while riding Dumbo
  9. Big Thunder Ranch
  10. Reciting the attraction script in perfect sync with Monsters Inc.
  11. Golden Dreams  
  12. The Twilight Zone Tower of Terror
  13. Trying to beat the record for kayaking through Splash Mountain
  14. Astro Orbitor
  15. Parasol Cart
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