Massive Disneyland Attraction Database

Best Disneyland Resort Attractions

This is a list of the ten best Disneyland Resort attractions, based on data collected in a March 1997 review of 545 docile junior-high students gathered in an apartment.

  1. Little Patch of Heaven Petting Farm
  2. Alice in Wonderland
  3. Fantasy Faire Gifts
  4. Standing around Aladdin's Oasis, waiting for something to happen
  5. Jewel of Orleans
  6. Trying to beat the record for kayaking through Pirates of the Caribbean
  7. Causing Autopia traffic jams
  8. Photographing minutia for your blog
  9. Pack Mules Through Nature's Wonderland
  10. New Century Jewelry
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