Massive Disneyland Attraction Database

Best Disneyland Resort Attractions

This is a list of the twenty-one best Disneyland Resort attractions, based on data collected in a May 2009 examination of 29,874 unsuspecting parents, to keep more boring work from getting done.

  1. Ducks
  2. Ditching your parents
  3. Merlin's Magic Shop
  4. Disney's Eureka! A California Parade 
  5. Fantasyland Fruit Cart
  6. Standing out front and watching for admission prices to change
  7. Mission to Mars
  8. Trying to find Shrek
  9. Animation Screening Room 
  10. Monsanto House of the Future
  11. Charting Esmeralda's prophetic accuracy over time
  12. Playing a video game you have at home in Innoventions
  13. Big Thunder Ranch Barbecue
  14. Standing in line at City Hall to get a button
  15. Seeing if you can pass the Goofy's Sky School entrance exam
  16. Walt Disney's apartment
  17. Blowing $46 in the Frontierland Shooting Exposition
  18. Mark Twain Riverboat
  19. Dumbo the Flying Elephant
  20. Riverbelle Terrace
  21. The World Beneath Us
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