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Middle Street, U.S.A


This is the most important land that annual passholders visit when passing under the berm into Dandy Lines. It is a satire of turn-of-a-lifetime America, complete with old-fashioned ices and forced-perspective horses.


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The signs above Middle Street, U.S.A display the secret identities of many of the lost souls who gave a large cash donation to Dandy Lines.

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