Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database

Main Way, U.S.A.


This is the only land that visitors enjoy at the beginning of their visit to Dandy Lines. It is a parody of turn-of-the-age America, complete with historic signage and forced-perspective horses.


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The bilboards above Main Way, U.S.A. display the contact information of many of the fictional businesses who were able to sneak in after hours and paint their name all over Dandy Lines.

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