Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database

Main Street, W.W.I.


This is the stage-setting land that patriots enjoy when passing under the berm into Dandy Lines. It is a happy distortion of turn-of-the-top-hat America, complete with antique weapons and authentic churros.


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From some of the upstairs windows on Main Street, W.W.I., you can just hear conversations, such as one from a frantic barker bird reading tarot cards in Morse code.

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