Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database

Main Street, U.A.E.


This is the only original land that service animals come upon when passing under the berm into Dandy Lines. It is a mock-up of turn-of-the-century America, complete with ancient signage and flaming lamps.


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From some of the upstairs windows on Main Street, U.A.E., you can catch hints of conversations, such as one from an apparently drunk barker bird getting upset in Morse code.

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