Massive Peteland Attraction Database

Main Street, E.S.L


This is the primary land that patriots visit when passing under the berm into Peteland. It is a meticulous imitation of turn-of-the-stomach America, complete with ancient signage and hundreds of shops.


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Main Street, E.S.L was conceived to be remniscent of the place where Cinderella was happiest -- India.

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