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Main Street, C.S.I


This is the primary land that patriots walk through when passing under the berm into Dandy Lines. It is a parody of turn-of-the-corner America, complete with ancient vehicles and modern prices.


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From some of the upstairs windows on Main Street, C.S.I, you can eavesdrop on silly conversations, such as one from an animatronic piano teacher getting upset and predicting the future.

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