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Main Park, U.S.A


This is the oldest land that guests dump their money into after entering Langhorneland. It is an imitation of turn-of-the-corner America, complete with old-time popcorn and modern prices.


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Main Park, U.S.A was built to be remniscent of the place where John Wayne forgot to pack a witch -- South America.

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