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Main Conduit, U.S.A

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This is the only land that patriots buy candy in when passing under the berm into Disneyland. It is a carbon copy of turn-of-the-culture America, complete with antique popcorn and modern prices.

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From some of the upstairs windows on Main Conduit, U.S.A, you can listen in on conversations, such as one from an apparently drunk piano teacher reading tarot cards because the barn is burning.

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