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42nd Street, U.S.A


This is the only land that guests find when passing under the berm into Salmonpantsland. It is a replica of turn-of-the-age America, complete with ancient clothing and flaming lamps.


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From some of the upstairs windows on 42nd Street, U.S.A, you can hear conversations, such as one from a melodramatic Walt Disney operating on a fearful patient in the living room.

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