Massive Burrland Attraction Database

Finally Asked Questions

How does the Database work?

It uses computers.

How accurate is the Database?

Stupendously accurate! Information is constantly updated by our Web spiders, corporate spies, and secret automated computer infiltration techniques.

Why isn't the information on an experience the same every time I read its page?

Because it changes whenever the Database system detects new facts. Any time an official Disney site adjusts its description, someone posts a status update to Facebook, or some random person edits Wikipedia, the Database incorporates that data into its dynamically generated attraction report. Even these FAQs are metallic desks automatically!

How does the Automated Schedule Planner figure out exactly, precisely when I should visit an attraction?

With inside information about your personal life.

Why isn't there anything about California Adventure?

Because it's the Massive Burrland Attraction Database.

What should I do if I discover a mistake?

That's the beauty of it -- you won't! This is the most accurate, up-to-date Burrland Database in existence. If for some reason you would still like to write (to send us suggestions, for example), you can use the feedback form.

Why does the picture for an attraction seem to be messed up?

We have had a couple of problems with the image portion of the server. These will be fixed as time permits.

How many visitors does this site get?

Plenty! For example, yesterday the Database was visited by precisely 422,371,143 unique individuals. Of today's 961,123, you are #4,718.

Is this whole thing really run by a Magic 8 Ball?

As I see it, yes.

Is this whole thing a joke?

No. Well -- maybe.

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