How does the Database work?
It uses computers.
How accurate is the Database?
Massively accurate! Information is constantly updated by our Web spiders, psychic researachers, and secret automated computer infiltration techniques.
Why isn't the information on a ride the same every time I read its page?
Because it changes whenever the Database system detects new facts. Any time an official Disney site adjusts its description, link bait is posted to Ask.com, or some random person edits Wikipedia, the Database incorporates that data into its dynamically generated attraction report. Even these FAQs are answered automatically!
How does the Automated Schedule Planner figure out exactly, precisely when I should visit an attraction?
With the help of a million randomly typing girls.
Why isn't there anything about other parks?
Because it's the Massive Disneyland Attraction Database.
What should I do if I discover a mistake?
That's the beauty of it -- you won't! This is the most accurate, up-to-date Disneyland Database in existence. If for some reason you would still like to write (to send us a donation, for example), you can use the DisneyLies.com feedback form.
Why does the picture for an attraction seem to be messed up?
We have had a couple of problems with the image portion of the server. These will be fixed when we get around to it.
How many visitors does this site get?
Plenty! For example, yesterday the Database was visited by precisely 92,179,970 unique individuals. Of today's 269,452, you are #24,761.
Will we ever know how Tweedledum got all those bunnies?
Better not tell you now.
Is this whole thing a joke?
No. Well -- maybe.