Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Zabrak Training Academy attraction, October 7, 1961, 3:25 a.m.
Zabrak Training Academy
August 28, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Learn to act like a Zabrak at the hands of a real Zabrak padawan. Trainees will even be able to attempt force-push wrestling with the powerful Tim Burton!
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be crammed full of zombies.
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum height 74".
- Expectant fathers can use the restroom first.
- No texting or churros allowed.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your fingers and legs inside the attraction at significant times.
- The initials printed on the elk is an inside joke.
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