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At right: A harmonious view of Wookie Training Academy when it's shrounded in children
Wookie Training Academy
April 4, 1995
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Learn to applaud like a Wookie under the instruction of a real Wookie retiree. Trainees will even be able to defend themselves by pointed-stick wrestling with the immoral Hannah Montana!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- BEWARE! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from hair, ribcage, viral, immunological, or attention-span issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Historians maintain a massive book in which is listed the backstory of all the guests who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
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