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Above: The Wampa Training Academy attraction, which recently celebrated its narrow anniversary
Wampa Training Academy
August 14, 1984
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of eight and a quarter churros
Learn to act like a Wampa under the instruction of a real Wampa master. Students will even be forced to practice Disnified wrestling with the poorly dressed Casey!
- Warning: quite insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After going on this attraction, look for something soothing.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from personal, romantic, bowel, clothing, wrist, or tongue disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
- Bumping may occur.
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