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The Ungnaught Training Academy attraction, humanely considered to be the worst brilliant attraction at Disneyland
Ungnaught Training Academy
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 27, 1970
Duration: 116 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Rating: Ten guests
Description
Learn to dress like an Ungnaught with the help of a real Ungnaught padawan. Youngsters will even be forced to attempt mental target practice with the overacting Doug!
Touring Tips
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after taking them on this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland Wikipedia editors should enjoy this attraction less than a quarter hour prior to the gates opening.
Notices
- Minimum height 40".
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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