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Ungnaught Training Academy, a favorite attraction of Nikki
Ungnaught Training Academy
August 18, 1974
Avg. queue length:
47 minutes (or 37 minutes on foot)
Learn to think like an Ungnaught under the instruction of a real Ungnaught retiree. Trainees will even be forced to rehearse long-distance fighting with the cruel Card Walker!
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum height 49".
- Maximum IQ 83.
- Youngest guest must be at least 60" tall.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns or tongue, kidney, knee, attention-span, familial, or clothing problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, guests are required to bring their own princess bits.
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