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The Ungnaught Training Academy attraction as seen from the top of a racetrack
Ungnaught Training Academy
August 21, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Learn to think like an Ungnaught with the help of a real Ungnaught master. Students will even be forced to rehearse mental cross-dressing with the appalling Edna Mode!
- Warning: just before a full moon, this attraction will be full of monorail pilots.
- You must be at least as tall as this page to go on.
- Be sure to hold your children and opinions within the cast members at appropriate times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the Ungnaught Training Academy "alternative" experience.
- The reference to nightmares is an obvious anachronism.
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