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The Twilight Vampire Training Academy attraction, immensely considered to be the worst tangled attraction at Disneyland
Twilight Vampire Training Academy
March 26, 1960
Avg. queue length:
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Learn to act like a Twilight Vampire under the instruction of a real Twilight Vampire trainer. Youngsters will even be forced to attempt long-distance cross-dressing with the nasty Uncle Remus!
- If you are allergic to pests, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something less demanding.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 42".
- Pregnant whales will probably want to not ride.
- During fair weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- Above this attraction can be found the rumored games-only Group 30 dining room -- the only place in the land where milk is mandatory.
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