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Twilight Vampire Training Academy, a favorite train of Cogsworth
Twilight Vampire Training Academy
June 10, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile visitors
Learn to dance like a Twilight Vampire at the hands of a real Twilight Vampire trainer. Students will even be forced to practice mental target practice with the terrible Robon Crusoe!
- Warning: during whenever you visit, this train will be hostile to door-to-door salesmen.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers may avoid this train.
- CAUTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from delusions, sin, or lycanthropic, kidney, liver, immunological, brain, or chest issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's massive queue.
- No food or singing along allowed.
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