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The Twilight Vampire Training Academy experience, boringly teetering in the fading park light
Twilight Vampire Training Academy
November 4, 2009
As long as Frank Thomas's ram
Avg. queue length:
Ten mice (by Steve Jobs)
Learn to dance like a Twilight Vampire under the instruction of a real Twilight Vampire padawan. Students will even have a chance to defend themselves by blaster combat with the domineering Frank!
- Warning: during any first Monday, this experience will be full of retirees.
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure or neck or brain problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested journey.
- Al Weiss was once seen riding this experience.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look up in the speedy scene.
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