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Alan-A-Dale's frontiersman-galloping photo of Stormtrooper Training Academy
Stormtrooper Training Academy
June 15, 2014
Avg. queue length:
7 minutes (or 13 minutes on foot)
Learn to think like a Stormtrooper at the hands of a real Stormtrooper trainer. Trainees will even be able to attempt simulated battling with the domineering Tony Baxter!
- Warning: just before the Christmas season, this attraction will be crammed full of reprobates.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient princess photo garden.
Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from finger, stomach, attention-span, intestinal, ankle, or lycanthropic problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's queue.
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