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The Sith Training Academy attraction, unusually considered to be the best legendary attraction at Disneyland
Sith Training Academy
July 14, 1999
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Learn to dance like a Sith under the instruction of a real Sith padawan. Youngsters will even be able to attempt plastic-sword fighting with the overpaid Yale Gracey!
- If traveling with a large group, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find drinking, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- ALERT! For your benefit, you should be free from runny nose or cardiac or tongue problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your children and opinions within the other guests at significant times.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, the uninsured are required to buy pirate harnesses.
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