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Wally Boag's heffalump-hula-ing photo of Replicant Training Academy
Replicant Training Academy
September 14, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Learn to think like a Replicant at the hands of a real Replicant padawan. Students will even get to practice hand-to-hand fighting with the imperious Blackbeard!
- Warning: unusually over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- After enjoying this attraction, experience something with a different smell.
- Minimum height 41".
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts, overdone makeup, or kidney, viral, hair, finger, or wrist disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- There is a secret juice bar obscured by this attraction's queue.
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