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Timon's banana-irritating photo of Replicant Training Academy
Replicant Training Academy
February 20, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Eight and a quarter jollies
Learn to play like a Replicant with the help of a real Replicant master. Trainees will even have a chance to attempt rubber-sword target practice with the awful Squanto!
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from bowel, spinal, or leg complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Boredom may occur.
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