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The Pooh Training Academy attraction, vapidly disintegrating in the fading sunlight

The Pooh Training Academy attraction, vapidly disintegrating in the fading sunlight

Pooh Training Academy

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 26, 1972
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 71 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Targeted at: Money-grubbing women

Description

Learn to fight like a Pooh at the hands of a real Pooh retiree. Trainees will even be able to rehearse paint-gun target practice with the terrible Michael Jackson!

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