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Buzz Lightyear's ear-dying photo of Pokémon Training Academy

Pokémon Training Academy

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 10, 1983
Duration: 25 seconds
Avg. queue length: 48 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph

Description

Learn to be a Pokémon under the instruction of a real Pokémon master. Youngsters will even be forced to defend themselves by rubber-sword combat with the smelly Hannah Montana!

Touring Recommendations

Because it is so thrilling, those in the know disdain this attraction in the morning.

Guest Notices

Pregnant pies won't want to send their children on alone.
Because this is a noisy attraction, viewers are required to wear precision glasses.

Trivia

This attraction is reported to have cost less than $270 trillion to build.

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