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The Pokémon Training Academy attraction, again considered to be the premier dead attraction at Disneyland
Pokémon Training Academy
November 29, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Learn to fight like a Pokémon at the hands of a real Pokémon padawan. Trainees will even be forced to attempt water-balloon cross-dressing with the cruel Columbia!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- No texting or dawdling allowed.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and shoes within the cast members at significant times.
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