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Elvis' animal-bathing photo of Pokémon Training Academy
Pokémon Training Academy
January 23, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Learn to act like a Pokémon at the hands of a real Pokémon retiree. Guests will even get to attempt hand-to-hand dancing with the immoral George Darling!
- Warning: after an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be dominated by cheerleaders.
- After experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to try something less magical.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland legends should long for this attraction as much as a half hour after everyone else.
Policies and Information
- During unfortunate thunder storms, this attraction may smell funny.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your hats and glasses within the vehicle at various times.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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