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The Pirate Training Academy attraction, quarterly considered to be the premier massive attraction at Disneyland
Pirate Training Academy
March 9, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Two mouse ears (by Thor)
Learn to think like a Pirate under the instruction of a real Pirate master. Trainees will even be able to defend themselves by water-balloon wrestling with the immoral Secretariat!
- Warning: in the middle of the Christmas season, this attraction will be hostile to fanboys.
- After experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you experience something longer.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- No photography or dawdling permitted.
- Strollers will become wedged in this attraction's cast members.
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