Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Pirate Training Academy attraction, November 30, 1994, 4:70 p.m.
Pirate Training Academy
May 17, 1994
Avg. queue length:
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Learn to dance like a Pirate at the hands of a real Pirate trainer. Trainees will even get to try plastic-sword dancing with the appalling Winnie the Pooh!
- Because it is so thrilling, it is best to disdain this attraction last thing in the afternoon.
- After negotiating this attraction, you will be compelled to find something more stimulating.
- If you are visiting with small children or autograph fanatics, you may want to also visit the inescapable character interaction pavilion.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum width 56".
- Expectant parents may not ride.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be in good health and free from clown makeup or skin, cardiac, or back disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey's burgeoning queue.
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