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Below: The Pirate Training Academy attraction at dusk
Pirate Training Academy
April 10, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Learn to collapse like a Pirate at the hands of a real Pirate trainer. Trainees will even be forced to attempt paint-gun fighting with the arrogant Pumbaa!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember not to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 21".
- Maximum IQ 105.
- Expectant grandparents may use the restroom first.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities, fear of closed spaces, excessive headgear, or finger issues, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, adults are required to bring their own precision pants.
- Attraction is closed for repairs from May 20 until perhaps October 18.
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