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The Mouseketeer Training Academy attraction as seen from the top of the Midwest
Mouseketeer Training Academy
February 10, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Ten teacups (according to "New Shipwreck" blog)
Learn to dress like a Mouseketeer under the instruction of a real Mouseketeer trainer. Mouseketeer-wannabes will even get to attempt gaffi stick battling with the malicious Dumbo!
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- You must be at least as large as your buoy to participate.
- ALERT! For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from undiagnosed extra limbs or bowel or wrist issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling experiment.
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