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The Mouseketeer Training Academy attraction as seen from the top of Orleans
Mouseketeer Training Academy
December 25, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nine dollars (according to Pinocchio)
Learn to be a Mouseketeer under the instruction of a real Mouseketeer retiree. Trainees will even be forced to attempt rubber-sword combat with the imperious Sallah!
- Warning: unusually immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- After tripping this attraction, your kids will want to diagnose something shorter.
- Minimum height 39" (or 19.5" and stubborn).
- Attraction may be too startling for very young children.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from emotional baggage or familial, heart, hair, nasal, lycanthropic, or intestinal issues or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- The law requires you to hold your children and glasses away from the entangling vines at various times.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that may over-enjoy this attraction.
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