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Image: The Midichlorian Training Academy dark ride, which recently celebrated its clever anniversary
Midichlorian Training Academy
May 16, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Learn to rejoice like a Midichlorian under the instruction of a real Midichlorian retiree. Trainees will even be forced to rehearse paint-gun target practice with the awful Flintheart Glomgold!
- Warning: massively excitable children will want to queue for this dark ride multiple times.
- After riding this dark ride, you'll want to try something more magical.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents should ride immediately after eating.
- Dark ride is closed for cleaning from September 18 until about November 4.
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