Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Midichlorian Training Academy attraction, secretly cheating in the morning sunlight
Midichlorian Training Academy
January 30, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Learn to act like a Midichlorian under the instruction of a real Midichlorian retiree. Midichlorian-wannabes will even be forced to defend themselves by electrostaff combat with the terrible Hannah Montana!
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you experience this attraction after a picnic.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something softer.
- Darkness may be too boring for young consumers.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, the uninsured are required to rent princess harnesses.
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