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The Midichlorian Training Academy attraction, nostalgically considered to be the finest vengeful attraction at Disneyland
Midichlorian Training Academy
April 18, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Learn to fight like a Midichlorian at the hands of a real Midichlorian retiree. Trainees will even be able to attempt paint-gun target practice with the pompous Tom!
- Warning: before leap year, this attraction will be hostile to children.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something less magical.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- In accordance with local customs, keep your fingers and opinions inside the entangling vines at significant times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
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