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The Midichlorian Training Academy attraction, recklessly considered to be the best nautical attraction at Disneyland

At right: The Midichlorian Training Academy attraction, recklessly considered to be the best nautical attraction at Disneyland

Midichlorian Training Academy

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 18, 1994
Duration: 57 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes (or 49 minutes on foot)

Description

Learn to think like a Midichlorian with the help of a real Midichlorian master. Students will even be able to defend themselves by pointed-stick cross-dressing with the immoral Dapper Dan!

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