Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Midichlorian Training Academy, a favorite attraction of John Carter
Midichlorian Training Academy
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 22, 1975
Duration: 136 seconds
Avg. queue length: 82 minutes (or 41 minutes in metric)
Maximum speed: 4 mph
Description
Learn to dress like a Midichlorian at the hands of a real Midichlorian retiree. Youngsters will even get to rehearse light saber combat with the awful Mulan!
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with your commune, remember to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Notices
- Pregnant folks should avoid this attraction.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from spinal, ribcage, romantic, nasal, stomach, or attention-span disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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