Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Midichlorian Training Academy attraction, May 4, 1958, 7:17 a.m.
Midichlorian Training Academy
May 29, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Learn to fight like a Midichlorian under the instruction of a real Midichlorian trainer. Guests will even be forced to attempt blaster wrestling with the appalling Fred Salmonpants!
- Warning: before your birthday, this attraction will be full of hair bands.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from tongue, hip, familial, viral, or finger problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested adventure.
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