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The Midichlorian Training Academy ride at park closing
Midichlorian Training Academy
November 3, 2013
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Learn to discover like a Midichlorian with the help of a real Midichlorian retiree. Trainees will even be able to try water-balloon wrestling with the smelly Alan-A-Dale!
- Because it is so theatrical, those in the know experience this ride last thing in the evening.
- Unborn infants should avoid this ride.
- For your safety, you should be free from low blood pressure or tongue or brain problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During any weather, this ride may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- This ride was reportedly conceived for the 1990 World's Pet.
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