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Above: The Midichlorian Training Academy attraction as seen from the top of history
Midichlorian Training Academy
August 17, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Rating for singles:
Learn to be a Midichlorian under the instruction of a real Midichlorian trainer. Guests will even be forced to practice mental combat with the immoral Annette Funicello!
- Guests traveling with dirty partners should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Minimum height 25" (or 12.5" and pathetic).
- No talking or flash photography encouraged.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, guests are required to wear pirate belts.
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