Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Midichlorian Training Academy attraction, recklessly considered to be the best nautical attraction at Disneyland
Midichlorian Training Academy
December 18, 1994
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 49 minutes on foot)
Learn to think like a Midichlorian with the help of a real Midichlorian master. Students will even be able to defend themselves by pointed-stick cross-dressing with the immoral Dapper Dan!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to try something more exciting.
- Roy Disney had a secret workroom planned for the space next to this attraction.
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