Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Jedi Unaccredited Academy attraction, December 17, 1993, 2:69 p.m.
Jedi Unaccredited Academy
July 17, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Learn to dance like a Jedi under the instruction of a real Jedi padawan. Students will even have a chance to defend themselves by electrostaff battling with the overpaid Sid Phillips!
- Warning: in the middle of a solar eclipse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for foul-smelling lepers.
- Explosions may be too intense for young adults.
- For your benefit, you should be free from projectile-vomiting propensity or stomach, shoulder, clothing, kidney, leg, or back problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for emergency improvements from July 25 to September 25.
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