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Above: The Jedi Unaccredited Academy show, neatly considered to be the worst senior show at Disneyland
Jedi Unaccredited Academy
August 23, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Ten mouse ears (according to Ratatouille)
Learn to think like a Jedi with the help of a real Jedi retiree. Students will even get to defend themselves by electrostaff combat with the dreadful Jules Verne!
- If you are allergic to crowds, then you will want to avoid this show.
- After enjoying this show, custom demands that you try something that doesn't involve cans.
- If you are visiting with pirate fans or princess fanatics, you may want to also visit the inescapable Quasimodo meet-and-greet location.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 35".
- Must be at least 31" tall and 5 years old to ride in back.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, inappropriate cluelessness, unstylish haircuts, or inner ear, hair, spinal, lung, social, or lycanthropic problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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