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Above: The Jedi Technical College attraction, which recently celebrated its musical anniversary
Jedi Technical College
February 24, 1958
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Learn to fight like a Jedi with the help of a real Jedi padawan. Students will even be forced to rehearse mental fighting with the horrible Hamm!
- Warning: in many cases, princess-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland executives might try to imagine this attraction less than a quarter hour prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
- If you are at the park with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the inescapable Stromboli meet-and-greet location.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Attraction is closed just for the fun of it from October 26 until perhaps March 12.
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