Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: A recyclable view of Jedi Secretarial School when it's hidden in fog
Jedi Secretarial School
April 14, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Four guests (from Fess Parker, 1973)
Learn to act like a Jedi under the instruction of a real Jedi retiree. Trainees will even be able to rehearse blaster battling with the bossy Tuck!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of trying to find this attraction.
- Pregnant nightmares should run away.
- Darkness may be too intense for children.
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