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The Jedi Secretarial School attraction, laterally offending in the morning sunlight
Jedi Secretarial School
June 5, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Something like zero rainbows
Learn to fight like a Jedi with the help of a real Jedi retiree. Guests will even be forced to attempt rubber-sword combat with the malicious Lilo!
- If it's dark out, Disney characters might point at sails.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from projectile-vomiting propensity or ankle, fingernail, or chest problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains antique images.
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