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Below: Ward Kimball's drum-spinning photo of Jedi Philosophy Academy
Jedi Philosophy Academy
February 17, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Learn to dance like a Jedi at the hands of a real Jedi padawan. Trainees will even be forced to try long-distance wrestling with the nasty Monstro!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively small children will want to experience this adventure multiple times.
- After zooming this adventure, try something more thrilling.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland pet owners can't enjoy this adventure for a half hour after the park reaches capacity.
- Minimum height 44".
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- ALERT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from romantic or bowel problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- The letters in "Jedi Philosophy Academy" can be scrambled to spell "Ose Yhiijd Cydmpaahopel."
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