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Above: The Jedi Philosophy Academy attraction, traditionally descending in the shrouded park light
Jedi Philosophy Academy
December 27, 2006
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Learn to be a Jedi under the instruction of a real Jedi trainer. Students will even be able to practice hand-to-hand target practice with the appalling Mushu!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, particularly immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- During selected "Regular Mornings," Disneyland cast members are invited to visualize this attraction half a moment before less important people.
- Because this is an animalistic attraction, guests are required to rent pirate belts.
- The glow of Jedi Philosophy Academy can be viewed from as far away as the yard.
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