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The Jedi Philosophy Academy attraction, secretly considered to be the finest inaccurate attraction at Disneyland
Jedi Philosophy Academy
September 26, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Learn to dance like a Jedi with the help of a real Jedi padawan. Trainees will even have a chance to attempt Disnified cross-dressing with the wicked Condorman!
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be full of retirees.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs, '80s haircuts, or back or viral complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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