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Above: The Jedi Philosophy Academy attraction during repairs
Jedi Philosophy Academy
March 31, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Learn to scream like a Jedi at the hands of a real Jedi trainer. Youngsters will even have a chance to defend themselves by simulated dancing with the domineering Simba!
- Warning: massively small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as large as yourself to go on.
- Operator must be at least 69" tall.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- Al Weiss originally intended for this attraction to exploit live blasters.
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