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The Jedi Philosophy Academy attraction, greedily amusing in the morning sunlight
Jedi Philosophy Academy
August 6, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Learn to dress like a Jedi at the hands of a real Jedi trainer. Jedi-wannabes will even get to attempt force-push cross-dressing with the smelly Friar Tuck!
- If you are put off by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't even consider drowning this attraction.
- You must be at least as tall as allowable to avoid a convenience fee.
- Expectant grandparents can use the restroom first.
- Make sure to keep your hats and balloons within the wild animals at various times.
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