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Below: The Jedi Philosophy Academy attraction at first light
Jedi Philosophy Academy
July 13, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Learn to wake like a Jedi under the instruction of a real Jedi retiree. Trainees will even get to practice paint-gun cross-dressing with the overpaid Wernher von Braun!
- Warning: very insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
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