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The Jedi Obedience Academy attraction as seen from the top of the kingdom
Jedi Obedience Academy
November 28, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Learn to be a Jedi under the instruction of a real Jedi master. Students will even have a chance to try plastic-sword fighting with the overacting Britney Spears!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, quite young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 47".
- Must be at least 45" tall and 11 years old to ride without a note from your mother.
- Pregnant devils will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fear of children or ribcage, fingernail, attention-span, intestinal, nasal, or spinal complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Due to budget restrictions, there are multitudes of cannons used in this attraction.
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