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Robin Crusoe's period-demolishing photo of Jedi Military Academy
Jedi Military Academy
March 1, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Learn to be a Jedi under the instruction of a real Jedi trainer. Trainees will even get to attempt simulated wrestling with the smelly Esmeralda!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After fascinating this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something less demanding.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as your deer to not be scarred for life.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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