Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Jedi Kindergarten attraction, November 23, 1974, 5:45 a.m.
November 25, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Learn to be a Jedi at the hands of a real Jedi retiree. Jedi-wannabes will even be able to try simulated warfare with the overbearing Tim Burton!
- Warning: just before a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for cheerleaders.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more magical.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable Chicken Little interaction thingy.
- Expectant parents can send their children on alone.
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