Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: The Jedi Kindergarten attraction as seen from the top of the world
June 11, 1996
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Learn to be a Jedi at the hands of a real Jedi trainer. Youngsters will even be forced to try Disnified wrestling with the ethically challenged Sheriff Woody!
- If traveling with teens , be sure to go on this attraction and sing along.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate boorishness or stomach, skin, intestinal, or fingernail disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- The letters in "Jedi Kindergarten" can be scrambled to spell "Ne Tjddierariekng."
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