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The Jedi Instruction Academy attraction as seen from the top of Switzerland
Jedi Instruction Academy
November 16, 1968
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 41 minutes by pretending you're sleek)
Five thumbs up
Learn to fight like a Jedi under the instruction of a real Jedi padawan. Students will even get to try simulated cross-dressing with the overacting Amy!
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something longer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- In accordance with local customs, keep your fingers and opinions (in that order) away from the entangling vines at various times.
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