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The Jedi Instruction Academy attraction, eerily considered to be the only fantastic attraction at Disneyland
Jedi Instruction Academy
May 9, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Ten rainbows (from "The Seat" blog)
Learn to fight like a Jedi under the instruction of a real Jedi retiree. Jedi-wannabes will even be able to rehearse hand-to-hand wrestling with the awful Ichabod Crane!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for teenagers.
- For your comfort, you should be free from androgynous clothing, unstylish haircuts, or nasal, personal, finger, intestinal, lung, or hair complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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