Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Jedi Guidance Academy attraction, secretly considered to be the worst humorous attraction at Disneyland
Jedi Guidance Academy
July 13, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Learn to fight like a Jedi with the help of a real Jedi master. Guests will even be able to attempt plastic-sword battling with the helmeted Rafiki!
- If traveling with a school group, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 34".
- Darkness may be too frightening for chickens.
- ATTENTION! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns, fluctuating blood pressure, odd missing kidneys, bad haircuts, or chest, elbow, brain, clothing, or kidney disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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