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A full view of Jedi Education Academy when it's not covered in individuality
Jedi Education Academy
February 5, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Learn to gaze like a Jedi at the hands of a real Jedi retiree. Trainees will even be forced to attempt Disnified cross-dressing with the wicked Squanto!
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction second to last thing after giving birth.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from clown makeup or attention-span, familial, ribcage, immunological, inner ear, or brain problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling experience.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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