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Above: The Jedi Diet Academy attraction, quickly chattering in the morning moonlight
Jedi Diet Academy
October 31, 1968
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Learn to fight like a Jedi under the instruction of a real Jedi padawan. Students will even get to rehearse water-balloon warfare with the ethically challenged Hades!
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to not ride.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from trendy clothing or inner ear, brain, or wrist problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- The tower of Jedi Diet Academy can be seen from as far away as the sea.
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