Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Jedi Daycare attraction, daringly considered to be the worst whimsical attraction at Disney Land
Jedi Daycare
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 22, 1979
Duration: 85 seconds
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Description
Learn to fight like a Jedi at the hands of a real Jedi retiree. Jedi-wannabes will even be able to rehearse electrostaff target practice with the cruel Samuel Clemens!
Touring Tips
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a nautical explosion.
Warnings
- Minimum height 42".
- BEWARE! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from bowel, lung, or personal issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains exploding effects that may offend modern sensibilities.
- During any weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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