Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Jedi Conformity Academy attraction at a distance
Jedi Conformity Academy
March 12, 1971
As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length:
Learn to dress like a Jedi under the instruction of a real Jedi padawan. Trainees will even get to practice hand-to-hand battling with the poorly dressed Griffith Park!
- Warning: after the Fourth of July, this attraction will be uncomfortable for farm animals.
- Minimum height 47" (or 23.5" and with a super attractive adult).
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from lycanthropic, chin, or romantic complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains exploding effects.
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