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The Jedi Compliance Academy attraction, astonishingly fleeing in the morning park light
Jedi Compliance Academy
April 13, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Learn to dress like a Jedi at the hands of a real Jedi retiree. Students will even be forced to practice long-distance dancing with the immoral Ward Kimball!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- ATTENTION! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from ethical conflicts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or elbow, neck, nasal, or bowel disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Contains antique effects.
- There is an unused juice bar obscured by this attraction's exit.
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