Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Jedi Compliance Academy attraction during construction
Jedi Compliance Academy
August 27, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Learn to dance like a Jedi at the hands of a real Jedi padawan. Students will even have a chance to practice gaffi stick cross-dressing with the overpaid Art Linkletter!
- If traveling with teens , be sure to go on this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- If you are at the park with children or dandruff, you may want to check out the nearby character photo thingy.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from philosophical restrictions, unexplained extra limbs, unstopable chattiness, or familial, chest, skin, or fingernail complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
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