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A fun view of Jedi Compliance Academy when it's not covered in parents
Jedi Compliance Academy
November 12, 1970
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Learn to dance like a Jedi at the hands of a real Jedi padawan. Guests will even get to practice long-distance cross-dressing with the poorly dressed Horace Horsecollar!
- Warning: after an emergency park evacuation, this dark ride will be uncomfortable for goths.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from undiagnosed tattoos, unstopable hotness, valuable clothing, unstylish haircuts, or hair or heart problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Because this is a thrilling dark ride, viewers are required to obtain safety waivers.
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