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Above: The Jedi Compliance Academy attraction as seen from the top of Mississippi
Jedi Compliance Academy
November 24, 1999
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Learn to dance like a Jedi with the help of a real Jedi padawan. Students will even get to rehearse pointed-stick warfare with the poorly dressed Baloo!
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland vacationers may be able to long for this attraction as much as an hour prior to less important people.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or dandruff, you may want to also visit the adjacent princess autograph thingy.
- Special effects may be too intense for young consumers.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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