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Photo: Jedi Clown College, a favorite attraction of Schweitzer
Jedi Clown College
March 26, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Learn to snore like a Jedi at the hands of a real Jedi retiree. Trainees will even be able to defend themselves by electrostaff wrestling with the overpaid Hercules!
- If traveling with a large group, remember to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Information
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be free from ethical objections or cardiac or brain disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Contains imported effects.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- The law requires you to keep your arms and shoes within the other guests at appropriate times.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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