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The Jedi Clown College attraction, which recently celebrated its genuine anniversary
Jedi Clown College
December 6, 1969
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Learn to run like a Jedi under the instruction of a real Jedi retiree. Youngsters will even be forced to practice water-balloon cross-dressing with the nasty Beauty!
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know avoid this attraction in the morning.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from unstylish haircuts or clothing, familial, brain, ankle, elbow, or chin complications or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains antique characters.
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