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Photo: Jedi Calisthenics Academy, a favorite attraction of Practical Pig
Jedi Calisthenics Academy
July 6, 1992
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Learn to think like a Jedi at the hands of a real Jedi padawan. Guests will even be able to attempt pointed-stick target practice with the appalling Dumbo!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them ice cream before taking them on this attraction.
- If you are visiting with fairy fans or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby princess autograph thingy.
- Expectant mothers won't want to avoid this attraction.
- During storms, this attraction may run backwards.
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