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Below: Jedi Beauty College, a favorite attraction of Uncle Remus
Jedi Beauty College
April 27, 1996
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Learn to think like a Jedi with the help of a real Jedi master. Jedi-wannabes will even get to attempt light saber dancing with the malevolent Mark Twain!
- If it's Christmas, annual passholders might sing to you.
- Minimum height 35".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from overdone perfume, sin, or cardiac, social, chest, hip, stomach, or inner ear problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- Above this attraction can be found the exclusive initiates-only Chez 23 hideaway -- the only place in the world where whip is served.
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