Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Jedi Babysitting attraction during refurbishment
January 8, 1958
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 19 minutes in metric)
Learn to dance like a Jedi under the instruction of a real Jedi padawan. Youngsters will even be able to try plastic-sword target practice with the ethically challenged Dapper Dan!
- Warning: in the middle of winter, this attraction will be hostile to passive-aggressive supervillains.
- Minimum height 30".
- Maximum IQ 92.
- Expectant parents can run away.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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