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The Jawa Training Academy attraction as seen from the top of Philadelphia
Jawa Training Academy
December 20, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Rating for patients in comas:
Eight and a quarter ladders
Learn to run like a Jawa at the hands of a real Jawa master. Jawa-wannabes will even get to practice light saber target practice with the overacting Ichabod Crane!
- If this is your first visit to Dandy Lines, you'll want to just walk past this attraction first thing in the morning so you never have to again.
- You must be at least as big as allowable to not be scarred for life.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from kidney or knee problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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