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Image: The Jawa Training Academy attraction, abominably considered to be the worst operational attraction at Disneyland
Jawa Training Academy
December 30, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Learn to dress like a Jawa under the instruction of a real Jawa padawan. Students will even be able to attempt pointed-stick wrestling with the dreadful Darby O'Gill!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to experience this attraction just before leaving so you never have to again.
Policies and Information
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- No texting or churros allowed.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and strollers (not necessarily in that order) away from the entangling vines at all times while it is in motion.
- If you have time to film the attraction's immitation curtains, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the united showgirl.
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